Hi, I’m Lauren! I’m a children’s book author and humor writer who likes telling silly stories, dressing up for parties, and laughing a lot.
BOOKS
PROPER BADGER WOULD NEVER TRASH THE CLASSROOM!
Available for Preorder Now!
Illustrated by Rob Sayegh Jr.
Penguin Random House: Flamingo Books
Publication Date: July 22, 2025
Reading Age: 4 - 8 years
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Proper Badger would never go to school . . . or would he?
Proper Badger is going to school. It’s possible he got on the wrong bus, but he’s always wanted to go school, and after all, he looks exactly like all of the other well-behaved, well-mannered students. He can’t wait to get tons of gold stars. He has heard gold stars are crunchy and delicious. He will be on his very best badger behavior.
Take a bite out of the macaroni art? Release the classroom butterflies? Have the class pet for lunch? He would NEVER!
From author Lauren Glattly and New York Times bestselling illustrator Rob Sayegh Jr. comes a hilarious tale about a well-intentioned badger whose wild instincts just can’t be suppressed.
PRAISE
“Uproarious shenanigans that will keep readers properly giggling.” – Kirkus Reviews
PROPER BADGER WOULD NEVER!
Illustrated by Rob Sayegh Jr.
Penguin Random House: Flamingo Books
Publication Date: April 2, 2024
Reading Age: 4 - 8 years
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From debut author Lauren Glattly and New York Times bestselling illustrator of Seth Meyers's I'm Not Scared, You're Scared!, Rob Sayegh Jr., comes an uproarious tale about a badger who just can't suppress his badger-like tendencies. Perfect for fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates and the Pig the Pug series!
PRAISE
“This riotous tale, told in a tongue-in-cheek voice, will have kids chuckling and eagerly discussing whether they’d want to attend a party with Proper Badger. . . A giggle inducer and a fun read at an upcoming birthday party.” – Kirkus Reviews
“A readaloud pleasure.” – Publishers Weekly
“A story perfect for lap time.” – BCCB
HUMOR
AN UNDERCOVER PINEAPPLE:
Lauren is represented by Rachel Orr
at Prospect Agency.